Really? Why are my bullets on tumblr.com showing up funny?
the unstoppable death force of Robocop and Falcor
via propagandery
“Stay out of Fantasia.”
.............
- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
- You: This is God.
- Stranger: well this is jesus
- You: Not a Stranger.
- You: well hello son.
- Stranger: im your son
- You: Why aren't you in bed? This is your bedtime after all.
- Stranger: there is no time in heaven
- You: Touché.
- Stranger: you of all ppl should know that
- You: Yeah but you of all people should know there really is no heaven.
- Stranger: oh how dare you
- Stranger: put gloria on the phone
- You: I am twelve what is this
- You: and who is gloria
- Stranger: i dont age
- Stranger: i just am.
- You: well i do schmuck
- Stranger: and i will always be.
- You: cool beans
- You: this convo was cool and now its not
- Stranger: well its because of your intellect
- Stranger: and your age
- Stranger: you've barely hit puberty my son
- You: really?
- You: 1) I'm a girl
- You: 2) I am 18.
- You: 3) I said the I am twelve as a joke.
- You: 4) Edumucate yourself on memes
- You: 4) http://princessleah7x.tumblr.com [=
- Stranger: what is that
- You: are you twelve?
- You: d=
- Stranger: should i trust you and go to it
- Stranger: no im not twelve honey
- You: yes it's tumblr..
- You: fail
- You: better.. #fail
- Stranger: i see
- You have disconnected.
(via equivoque)
via flopculture.com
Meanie Obama
“My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the heck she is.”
— Ellen DeGeneres (via kari-shma) (via princessleah7x)
Today I Ate:
- 1 multivitamin
- 1 glass of milk
- 2 bean and cheese burritos
- 1 handful of MiniEggs
- 1 can of caffeine-free Diet Pepsi plus the juice of half a lime
- 1 small handful of Wheat Thins
- 1 bag of Jolly Time brand Healthy Pop popcorn
- 1 glass of apple juice
- 1 large white flour tortilla with peanut butter and strawberry jam
- 1 cup of hot cocoa (not hot chocolate)
Well, isn't this just ducky?
Chewbaca Bars
Thick sliced bacon candied with maple syrup, balsamic vinegar and brown sugar, dipped in chocolate and layered with homemade marshmallows then dusted on one side with cocoa powder.
(submitted by M J D C)
I don’t usually like top anything. But I like mashups and remixes. So here you go.
Today I Ate:
- 1 glass of apple juice
- 1 Fruit Source plus Veggie bar
- 1 dish of Activia strawberry yogurt
- 1 small flour tortilla with one slice of Swiss cheese, slightly melted
- 1 glass of milk
- 1 multivitamin
- Another tortilla with Swiss cheese
- 1 oatmeal bar
- 1 caramel nut granola bar
- Many, many meatballs, served with a variety of dipping sauces
Today I Ate:
- 1 bowl of Fibre1 Honey Clusters cereal (1 cup cereal, 1/2 cup milk)
- 1 glass of apple juice
- 1 multivitamin
- The other half of yesterday’s pizza
- 1 litre of a low-calorie, sugar-free lemon-lime beverage
- 2 chocolate chip cookies
- 1 Fruit Source + Veggie bar
- 1/2 dozen honey garlic chicken wings
- 1 serving of honey garlic spare ribs
Today I Ate:
- A multivitamin
- Half a 12 grain bagel with light cream cheese
- Half a 12 grain bagel with cinnamon raisin peanut butter
- Half a smallish pizza
- A litre of some wildberry-tasting beverage. One of the super low-calorie ones.
- one dish of 7-Eleven nachos with just cheese sauce. No peppers or anything.
- 1 Cadbury Creme Egg
- 1 dish of Chicken Yakisoba
- 1 glass of milk
- 1 cup of Murchies hot chocolate
- A small handful of Wheat Thins
