East Siiiide:
Gilligan sent me these super tasty cookie things (I honestly don’t know how to categorize them) just because he felt that I shouldn’t die without trying them. And honestly? He was totally justified. I would’ve been completely bummed to be rotting in a grave without having tried a Berger Cookie, so THANK YOU, GILLIGAN, FOR SAVING MY FUTURE CORPSE FROM DESPAIR!
P.S. Look, Mom! My braces paid off!
