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• You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
• You: This is God.
• Stranger: well this is jesus
• You: Not a Stranger.
• You: well hello son.
• Stranger: im your son
• You: Why aren't you in bed? This is your bedtime after all.
• Stranger: there is no time in heaven
• You: Touché.
• Stranger: you of all ppl should know that
• You: Yeah but you of all people should know there really is no heaven.
• Stranger: oh how dare you
• Stranger: put gloria on the phone
• You: I am twelve what is this
• You: and who is gloria
• Stranger: i dont age
• Stranger: i just am.
• You: well i do schmuck
• Stranger: and i will always be.
• You: cool beans
• You: this convo was cool and now its not
• Stranger: well its because of your intellect
• Stranger: and your age
• Stranger: you've barely hit puberty my son
• You: really?
• You: 1) I'm a girl
• You: 2) I am 18.
• You: 3) I said the I am twelve as a joke.
• You: 4) Edumucate yourself on memes
• You: 4) http://princessleah7x.tumblr.com [=
• Stranger: what is that
• You: are you twelve?
• You: d=
• Stranger: should i trust you and go to it
• Stranger: no im not twelve honey
• You: yes it's tumblr..
• You: fail
• You: better.. #fail
• Stranger: i see
• You have disconnected.